Emerging Humor

I have been procrastingating on writing a paper for my Systemmatic
Theology class. I'm looking at the emerging church movement, in
particular the missional praxis, and describing how the movement
redefines one, holy, catholic, apostolic. (I always go for papers
with a tight focus).
Unfortunately, it's so easy to get bogged down wasting time exploring
websites for people in these "conversations". I fell in the floor
laughing when I found this website listing "you might be emerging if":
http://purgatorio1.com/?p=105